 Dell's eloquent graphic options
RIP "pwn" 2000-2006
Someone from a major video card company sent me the link for an XPS 700 earlier today, with a note telling me to check out the video card options. Assuming the email was about the GeForce 7900GS that we had previously covered, I more or less disregarded the link. Of course, then I noticed Dell's message on the Radeon X1900XTX option:
Own this - Pwn them
Well, now there you have it. Even Dell agrees, "pwn" is the new black. "Pwn," for those not familiar, was simply a typo of the word "own" regularly used in internet debating. For example, "I just owned that level 13 mage!" For whatever reason, "pwn" seems to be more interesting than "own" -- and the name stuck.
In any case, I predict the death of "pwn" now that Dell has adopted it. The "pwn" timeline is as follows:
2000: Elite 0-day hackers 2001: Script Kiddies 2002: Everquest Players 2003: Internet Chatrooms 2005: Snoop Dogg 2006: Dell 2007: American Idol 2008: Grandma
Rest in Peace Pwn.
"Nowadays you can buy a CPU cheaper than the CPU fan." -- Unnamed AMD executive
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