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Is that a cell phone in your pocket?





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GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
By Joz on 9/22/2008 2:09:47 AM , Rating: 0
Its a good thing I dont use a headset and use my cell phone, as a PHONE.

But I normaly leave it in my backpack or in the iner breaspocket of my jacket, I almost never put it in my pants.

I have perfecly healthy sperm, thank you.




RE: GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
By Omega215D on 9/22/2008 2:26:49 AM , Rating: 5
As long as you masturbate regularly to clean out stale sperm so to speak.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation


RE: GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
By feraltoad on 9/22/2008 4:17:25 AM , Rating: 5
Thank you, Sir. This Wikipedia article has changed my life.

For starters, I got fired at the office today, but who cares!!!


RE: GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
By encryptkeeper on 9/22/2008 2:04:04 PM , Rating: 2
The test group was placed for an hour within 2.5 cm of a cell phone in talk mode, at 850 MHz, perhaps the most common frequency.

I guess it's a good thing I stopped using the vibration function on my phone to stimulate myself when I masturbate.


RE: GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
By idconstruct on 9/23/2008 7:33:51 AM , Rating: 2
at least I wasn't the only one to see that lol

my pocket is at least 10cm away from that area... which means a substantial (exponential actually) drop in radiation, not to mention the flesh also in the way


RE: GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
By Proteusza on 9/22/2008 3:24:25 AM , Rating: 2
Well you might end up with a brain tumour then. Welcome to the Modern Age.


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