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Nearest plumber is 223 miles below the ISS

Being an astronaut sounds really cool until you consider the fact that to get to work you have to ride atop a flaming tower filled with volatile chemicals and once you get there you can’t even defecate with dignity.

Going to the bathroom on the International Space Station (ISS) has to be one of the low points of any astronaut’s day. The astronauts have to strip down from their one piece jumpsuit and strap their feet into stirrups lest a tremendous bout of flatulence launch them into the bulkhead.

We can all agree that a broken toilet on the ISS is a big problem. Unfortunately for the astronauts that is exactly what has happened. The ISS toilet liquid waste system stopped working while an astronaut was using it last week. CNN reports that the fan motor stopped working but the solid waste system is still functional.

The astronauts have resorted to using a bag like system that is the backup for the real $19 million toilet on the ISS. NASA spokesman Allard Beutel said, “Like any home anywhere, the importance of having a working bathroom is obvious.”

This isn’t the first time the 7-year-old toilet system on the ISS has been on the fritz according to Johnson space center spokeswoman Nicole Cloutier. Cloutier said that NASA officials are having parts for the toilet flown to Cape Canaveral, Florida and placed in the shuttle Discovery during its countdown for launch on Saturday.

The shuttle is set to launch Saturday and dock with the ISS Monday to deliver the next section of the Japanese lab, which weighs 32,000 pounds. The problem with adding items to the shuttle payload during countdown is that finding a place for the parts is difficult due to the very stringent load distribution and weight limits of the shuttle. The first section of the Japanese lab was delivered to the ISS in March aboard the shuttle Endeavour.



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Actually
By FITCamaro on 5/29/2008 11:49:37 AM , Rating: 3
If the toilets broke, they're not pissed. They're covered in it.




RE: Actually
By FITCamaro on 5/29/2008 11:51:35 AM , Rating: 5
And they should just thank god that theres a launch 2 days from now. Imagine if they had to wait 2-3 months for a new toilet. Shitting in a bag probably gets old quick.


RE: Actually
By Polynikes on 6/4/2008 11:33:58 AM , Rating: 2
Yeah... That would be bad. Emergency shuttle flight bad.


RE: Actually
By Ringold on 5/29/2008 4:59:35 PM , Rating: 2
Imagine if just a little of that spills, and splatters across a whole compartment. If the smell of however many astronauts living in a tiny enclosed area for months at a time wasn't bad enough, it would've just got worse.

I for one won't go to space in any sort of tourist trip until they get some artificial gravity. Normal toilets, normal showers, thanks.

I'm a little surprised they didn't bake that in to the design of the ISS; Mir already had this old-school configuration. I guess expecting government programs to push the envelope is asking too much, but it would've reduced the health problems astronauts face with bone mass loss.


wow
By Screwballl on 5/29/2008 11:28:10 AM , Rating: 3
You gotta be shi**ing me!
That blows...
I would be pissed too.
Number 2, you have the captains chair.

And the famous quote from the Ben Stiller movie: "If its yellow, let it mellow, if its brown, flush it down."




RE: wow
By geddarkstorm on 5/29/2008 11:47:45 AM , Rating: 3
This article was posted just so that headline could be used. Gotta reach that bad pun of the week quota!

Though, it must be awful for the astronauts; hopefully they'll have no trouble getting the parts on Discovery for this weekend, otherwise it's what.. one to three months wait? Yeesh.


Zero G
By HVAC on 5/29/2008 3:08:10 PM , Rating: 3
I guess the problems with the head have come to a ... uhmm... head.




RE: Zero G
By Smartless on 5/29/2008 3:56:01 PM , Rating: 3
I rated you up just because my bad pun is worse than yours.

Talk about waiting for a Wii...


load distribution?
By ViroMan on 5/29/2008 6:01:47 PM , Rating: 3
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The problem with adding items to the shuttle payload during countdown is that finding a place for the parts is difficult due to the very stringent load distribution and weight limits of the shuttle.


I don't see how strapping a small fan onto the wrong storage area inside of a shuttle is going to make it crash. Whats does a redundant shit fan weigh now a days, 2 pounds?




Toilet Broken
By monkeyman1140 on 5/30/2008 12:02:24 PM , Rating: 3
There's a saying....civilization ends when there's no more toilet paper.

They rushed a replacement pump up there so the astronauts don't crazy and kill each other.




So the way I see it
By MrBlastman on 5/29/2008 11:31:33 AM , Rating: 2
Not only do they have to pee in a bag right now, they also have to manually empty those bags into the water-treatment system so it can be re-cycled for them to make more pee with in the future?

Boy that sucks (well I guess the toilet DID). I'll flush some down the drain today in their honor and I hope they get it fixed soon.




In the meantime . . .
By johnweller on 5/31/2008 4:45:42 AM , Rating: 2
... they can use diapers




LOL
By FaceMaster on 6/2/2008 2:39:30 PM , Rating: 2
I think I took this article to mean that they had broken the toilet whilst pissed. In space. What a let down. Could have been very, very messy...




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