quote: The present invention takes a transmission of energy, and instead of sending through normal time and space, it pokes a small hole into another dimension, thus, sending the energy through a place which allows transmission of energy to exceed the speed of light
quote: My favorite part about the hyper speed patent? In the description text:quote:The present invention takes a transmission of energy, and instead of sending through normal time and space, it pokes a small hole into another dimension, thus, sending the energy through a place which allows transmission of energy to exceed the speed of lightOooo, and it makes plants grow faster!!! And all you need is a 1000 deg F surface! Shouldn't be a problem!
quote: But, as I learned when reading the article about the boy who patented method of swinging on a swing, the patent office said in effect, "Well, this is a different method of swinging, so uh, by law/definition, is new and novel. Here's your patent."
quote: In other words, common sense doesn't exist in the law books, but is filled with legal BS
quote: Don't believe that a small electrical circuit can punch a hole in the multiverse and destroy the fundamental laws of phyics? Well, guess what skeptics, the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office says he's right. It took them three years to verify his claims, but now they've gave resounding approval to the filing.
quote: I think the point is, that patent in particular, is, and always will be, fundementally impossible.
quote: Do you really want me to be able to draw up some documents about mixing up herbs and salt and an accompanying chant and getting a patent on "raising the dead" approved by the patent office?
quote: This is the Republican model at work. Take all the agencies and have them charge fees (like the Post Office) to balance their own budgets. Knuckleheads like to moan and groan that the "post office" is so poorly run yet everyone is dependent on a postal service.... oh and it's prescribed in the constitution specifically for all you Libertarians that are more in love with that piece of paper than what's written on it.
quote: Please, please, hand off the first part of this post to a good copy editor for rewrite.
quote: It appears that the author meant to put "yoke", as in "handle", but instead put "yolk" as in "yummy egg".
quote: Nice try but we see right threw (sic) you there (sic) You want us to think the patent office are dumb so then you can use this when you say Apple is wrong from (sic) suing people.
quote: Well guess what (sic) most of the patents the government grants are good (sic) including all the ones it has granted apple.
quote: people (sic) like you can't understand logic, which is why the u.s. (sic) is in trouble, because you're helping cheap Asian ripoffs and an antiAmerican (sic) company (GOOGLE) rip off us all.
quote: kind (sic) of like how you can't understand that apple is way more profitable than crapdroid so you keep trying to right how some crapdroid company outsold apple by a coup phones (but probably didn't), but you forget apple is making lots more money... :))) Nice try mickster we now (sic) better.