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Surprise Ending: It didn't work

Fraudster Daryl Simon is known for his laundry list of scams, but this time, he went one step too far when attempting to Photoshop himself into pictures that portray him participating in volunteer work, then submitting them to a federal judge.

Simon's rap sheet consists of buying a $29,500 sports car with a fake cashier's check, possession of a stolen Mercedes-Benz, and several instances of credit card fraud including purchases of electronic devices at Target in 2006. In 2007, he plead guilty of credit card fraud and then skipped out on bail.  

In order to try to reduce his sentence, Simon used Photoshop to insert his body into photos that depict him volunteering at hospitals as an assistant for those going through physical therapy and rehabilitation exercises, and also assisting students with their work in school. One picture shows him helping a patient with exercises while others show him with a teen student at school. 

When Simon, 38, turned these photos in to Judge Stephen Robinson, prosecutors noticed that he had the same poses in certain pictures, making each look identical to the previous with the exception of different backgrounds and sometimes flipping the image of himself to face a different direction. 

"Evidence that his image was inserted and flipped can be seen by examining the single detail on his shirt above his fingers -- that detail appears on the left side of the shirt in the top photograph, and on the right side of the shirt in the bottom photograph," prosecutors wrote. 

In addition, the U.S. Attorney's Office noted that Simon even created fake letters from several charitable organizations in his support.  

The discovery of Simon's poor Photoshop job landed him 285 months in prison, which is 50 months longer than the maximum under sentencing guidelines for bail jumping and credit card fraud. 



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why
By Etern205 on 7/27/10, Rating: 0
RE: why
By AstroCreep on 7/27/2010 5:16:13 PM , Rating: 5
...because that pic is of walrus was photoshopped into a picture of the Hindenburg disaster.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hindenburg_burni...


RE: why
By Homerboy on 7/27/2010 5:19:23 PM , Rating: 5
I'm thinking it is a Manatee.


RE: why
By omnicronx on 7/27/2010 5:20:47 PM , Rating: 3
I'm thinking its the chick from Precious..


RE: why
By Brandon Hill (blog) on 7/27/2010 5:26:40 PM , Rating: 2
quote:
I'm thinking its the chick from Precious..


http://i30.tinypic.com/vh95ec.jpg


RE: why
By YashBudini on 7/27/10, Rating: 0
RE: why
By Klinky1984 on 7/27/2010 5:36:42 PM , Rating: 5
Yes, it's a manatee. The original caption for the photo is "Oh the Huge Manatee" which is based off the exclamation "Oh the humanity..." by the reporter covering the Hindenburg disaster.


RE: why
By Etern205 on 7/27/10, Rating: 0
RE: why
By lennylim on 7/27/2010 7:22:23 PM , Rating: 5
"Oh the huge manatee" may get you some groans. "Oh the huge walrus" is just going to get you blank stares.


RE: why
By amanojaku on 7/27/2010 8:13:34 PM , Rating: 5
I think it's a manatee for five reasons:

1) Lack of vibrissae (whiskers)
2) Lack of tusks
3) Shape of front flippers
4) Shape of rear flippers

1 and 4 are admittedly shaky. 2 and 3 are what convinced me.

1) Walruses in the wild tend to have short hairs (stop laughing) due to friction from foraging. Captive walruses have longer vibrissae. It's not clear which type is in the photo, but it looks awfully smooth.

2) A tusk-less walrus is a dead walrus. Or a baby. And that isn't a baby.

3) The front flippers of a manatee are small in comparison to its body, and tend to remain curved inward and have rounded tips. The corresponding flippers on a walrus are typically bent outward, with flat tips.

4) It's difficult to see the tail, but it looks like the single, rounded stub found on a manatee, and not the two stubby leg-like flippers of a walrus.

And finally, 5) I can't come up with a plausible walrus joke.


RE: why
By Aloonatic on 7/28/2010 7:50:18 AM , Rating: 5
I think it's a manatee, because it's a picture of a manatee :o)


RE: why
By plowak on 7/31/2010 8:54:43 PM , Rating: 2
Do you know the difference between a walrus and a manatee?

Lipstick.


RE: why
By Cheesew1z69 on 7/28/2010 8:31:25 AM , Rating: 2
it's a manatee.....


RE: why
By Etern205 on 7/28/10, Rating: 0
RE: why
By getho on 7/28/2010 9:58:11 AM , Rating: 3
quote:
"Oh the huge manatee"

hahaha
made my evening

I think its because you replied to a reply that was -1


RE: why
By MrBlastman on 7/28/2010 10:40:27 AM , Rating: 4
quote:
If you don't like to read stupid comments, then go somewhere else! This is a blogging site for crying out loud, not a place for you to feel "intelligent"!


Wrong. This is Daily Tech. Welcome to our club, and, like a baby seal, sometimes, you get clubbed here.

;)


RE: why
By funkyd99 on 7/28/2010 11:52:13 AM , Rating: 3
quote:
If you don't like to read stupid comments, then go somewhere else!


We don't have to read the stupid comments if someone graciously down-rates them, because they'll be hidden by default.


RE: why
By bupkus on 7/28/2010 1:38:06 PM , Rating: 2
quote:
graciously down-rates them
Oftentimes posts are down-rated because of a philosophical or ideological disagreement. If then you try to reply, your post and number of available ratings are diminished. This is stupid especially considering how DT is just so much BS anyway.
-HAL


RE: why
By Etern205 on 7/28/2010 2:21:47 PM , Rating: 1
I've notice if you took too long to post a comment, you start with a 1.


RE: why
By Etern205 on 7/28/2010 2:26:24 PM , Rating: 2
Congratulations!
Now does that make you feel smart.

Protip on thinking you got a doctoral degree.
Tight blue jeans and a black turtle neck sweater.


RE: why
By neogrin on 7/28/2010 12:15:41 PM , Rating: 2
Ohh the HuManatee!


RE: why
By Mitch101 on 7/27/2010 5:35:03 PM , Rating: 2
I picture this guy now attempting to put on a fake mustache and talking with an accent "Oh no senior there is no Daryl Simon here"


Now he'll learn in Jail
By corduroygt on 7/27/2010 5:04:48 PM , Rating: 5
that Goatse.cx wasn't a photoshop




285 months
By fic2 on 7/27/2010 5:28:24 PM , Rating: 3
Also known as 23.75 years. Maybe he can photoshop a calendar from the year 2034 and imagine he is not in prison.




RE: 285 months
By ARoyalF on 7/31/2010 6:00:10 PM , Rating: 2
His cellMATE is going to appreciate some of that Photoshop.........


What!?
By neihrick1 on 7/27/2010 6:12:21 PM , Rating: 2
thats awesome, this dude rules




RE: What!?
By FaceMaster on 7/31/2010 4:13:26 PM , Rating: 2
I wanna see it


If that doesn't show you....
By Dfere on 7/28/2010 10:36:06 AM , Rating: 2
You can kill someone, rob someone else etc....

But don't interfere with the economy, which raises taxes...

and

DON'T piss off the judge!.

America Rules!... er American rules?




By YashBudini on 8/2/2010 11:14:12 PM , Rating: 2
Judges hate to be ignored or lied to.

You quickly learn the difference when you see the sentences for driving without a license, and driving with a suspended license. Big difference.


24 years!
By Aloonatic on 7/28/2010 7:55:27 AM , Rating: 2
Wow, 24 years for bail jumping and credit card fraud.

Although, I am from the UK where you can kill someone and get 3 1/2 year sentence.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/happysl...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1297742/Ha...

Not sure if the USA are a little off with the sentence, but it seems that the UK certainly is.




His one mistake?
By mydogfarted on 7/28/2010 10:10:46 AM , Rating: 2
He probably would have been better off hiring the person who Photoshopped BP's Command Center and helicopter photos.




Pictures
By OCNewbie on 7/28/2010 3:37:09 PM , Rating: 2
Have I overlooked a link to the pictures in question?




Re-why
By mugiebahar on 7/27/2010 11:14:48 PM , Rating: 1
But can the Manatee play Crysis?




Obama did the same thing
By Lord 666 on 7/27/10, Rating: -1
RE: Obama did the same thing
By omnicronx on 7/27/2010 4:51:27 PM , Rating: 2
Don't hate the playa! Hate the game!


RE: Obama did the same thing
By phatboye on 7/27/2010 6:33:33 PM , Rating: 2
obviously that black man must be a drug dealer


RE: Obama did the same thing
By Alexvrb on 7/27/2010 10:29:49 PM , Rating: 1
Way to play the card when there's not even any chips on the table, buddy. You're a real catch.


RE: Obama did the same thing
By bupkus on 7/28/2010 1:40:23 PM , Rating: 2
Not every response is "playing the card". Sometimes a dick is just a dick.


RE: Obama did the same thing
By tdawg on 7/27/10, Rating: 0
RE: Obama did the same thing
By YashBudini on 7/27/10, Rating: -1
RE: Obama did the same thing
By Bateluer on 7/28/2010 7:35:17 AM , Rating: 2
In case you didn't notice, that was Coco Solo Naval Air Station in the Panama Control Zone, an area under US Administration at the time. Effectively US soil, similar to how Guam or American Samoa are today.

The allegations against President Obama are that he was born in Kenya, an area never under US administration. Regardless, John McCain was born on US soil, there is no question or dispute there.


RE: Obama did the same thing
By YashBudini on 7/29/2010 1:44:30 AM , Rating: 2
Can you imagine if the argument you used to validate McSame would have been used for Obama? The guy would have been ripped to shreads.


RE: Obama did the same thing
By CowKing on 7/28/2010 3:23:11 AM , Rating: 1
Thar be trolls in them thar hills.


RE: Obama did the same thing
By kd9280 on 7/28/10, Rating: 0
RE: Obama did the same thing
By bupkus on 7/28/2010 11:06:07 AM , Rating: 1
Perhaps we should be importing our presidential candidates from other countries. Considering the incredible greed and acts of irresponsibility of our financial community, politicians and legal community we may not be able to find leadership within the USA not afflicted with "F*ck You I Got Mine" syndrome.


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