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Lifecycle of Toxoplasma gondii  (Source: Wordpress)

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But it is likely a coincidence

For years, scientists have formulated factors that could predict the results of the World Cup. They've taken everyday economical and historical scenarios, like the state of the economy, and developed statistics to show that a good economy causes the success of a particular team in the World Cup. But now, a scientist has found a new connection between World Cup results and a brain parasite found in cats.

Neuroscientist Patrick House has found that the Toxoplasma gondii parasite, which is commonly found in the stomach of a cat because that is the only place it can reproduce, making its way into the human brain has affected the results of World Cup games. 

"In the knockout round of this year's tournament, eight out of eight winners so far have been the teams whose countries had higher rates of Toxo infection," said House. "If we go back to the 2006 World Cup, seven out of eight knockout round winners could be predicted by higher Toxo rates. The one exception to the rule was Brazil's defeat of Ghana, a match between two nations that each have very high rates."

But House's reasoning for believing in this correlation doesn't end at World Cup wins. He also found another striking coincidence in which the teams are ranked.

"It get's better," House said. "Rank the top 25 FIFA team countries by Toxo rate and you get, in order from the top: Brazil (67 percent), Argentina (52 percent), France (45 percent), Spain (44 percent) and Germany (43 percent). Collectively, these are the teams responsible for eight of the last 10 World Cup overall winners. Spain, the only one of the group never to have won a cup, is no subpar outlier -- the Spaniards have the most World Cup victories of any perpetual runner-up."

House isn't sure why this parasite could make a soccer player better at his sport, but does mention that it's probably a coincidence and offers that "it's a parasite and can do whatever it wants."


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Wait a freakin' minute...
By MrBlastman on 7/7/2010 5:16:00 PM , Rating: 5
If this is the case, then the freakin' Chinese should be leading the effin world in freakin' sports because they eat so many freakin' cats.

I mean... the freakin' article did say that cats perpetuate the freakin' parasite here. Lets get some real scientific studies on this please.

Not freakin' speculation. ;)




RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By Brandon Hill (blog) on 7/7/2010 5:21:33 PM , Rating: 3
quote:
If this is the case, then the freakin' Chinese should be leading the effin world in freakin' sports because they eat so many freakin' cats.


ROTFLMFAO!


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By MrBlastman on 7/7/2010 5:26:18 PM , Rating: 5
Crap, she removed the quote where the guy, Dr. House, in the article said:

quote:
It is a freaking parasite. It can do whatever it wants.


Why'd she have to do that? Bad Tiffany Kaiser, bad!


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By muhahaaha on 7/8/2010 4:34:14 AM , Rating: 2
Anyone have some cats I can eat? I wanna get a brain parasite and become a jock.

Nerd2Jock111!

Seriously though, I looked this up and as many as 50% of Americans have this parasite, but it lies dormant in most cases (only is active in cats).

http://www.damninteresting.com/parasites-on-the-br...

Yuck I just vomited on my keyboard.

Maybe that's what's wrong with Pirks? Heheheheee


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By muhahaaha on 7/8/2010 4:43:59 AM , Rating: 3
FYI, the reason they tell pregnant women to avoid cleaning out cat litter boxes is because of this very same parasite.

While it is mostly harmless to adult humans, it can pass from the mother to a developing baby.

And a fetus does not have a well developed immune system, and can be irreparably harmed.


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By bupkus on 7/8/2010 9:08:11 AM , Rating: 2
quote:
FYI, the reason they tell pregnant women to avoid cleaning out cat litter boxes is because of this very same parasite.
I didn't know that. Still, I almost always wear this dual cartridge respirator by SAS I bought at COSTCO a couple years back. I forget why I bought it. Certainly not for the litter box but since it's here...


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By Reclaimer77 on 7/7/2010 5:27:00 PM , Rating: 2
No no dude, it's the Vietnamese that eat cats and dogs by the truckload!


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By Drag0nFire on 7/7/2010 5:28:56 PM , Rating: 2
That's actually a common misconception. Chinese people eat dog, but rarely eat cat. I asked a Chinese professor once why this was the case. The answer: "the meat is too tough, not good to eat".


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By MrBlastman on 7/7/2010 5:33:56 PM , Rating: 2
Hehe. Too bad I already watched a video of live cats being slaughtered in a Chinese restaurant in mainland China. It was pretty sad to watch, actually.

But yes, they do eat lots of dogs. I'm not sure why you'd want to, though, eat your best friend.

Unless it was Sally Struthers--for some reason I hear she tastes like snacky cakes. Mmmm, snacky cakes.


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By Brandon Hill (blog) on 7/7/2010 5:37:37 PM , Rating: 2
I remember seeing a similar video a few years back on Dateline or one of those investigative shows.

I can't remember if it was China or Vietnam, but they were dipping live cats into some boiling chemical while holding them by the tail. Then they would pull them back out and skin them alive.

**Shudders**

But who are we to judge? Have you seen how chickens or hogs are slaughtered here? Not that I care... I just love me some chicken and bacon :)


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By icanhascpu on 7/7/2010 6:17:41 PM , Rating: 2
Who are we to judge? Fuck that. People that would do that are sick in the head. I would not buy meat from anywhere that did that. If I found I was buying meat from a place that operated with cruelty I would stop buying from them.

I once saw on Bizzar Foods the dude went to an asian place that served the middle of a fish ready to eat, also lobster ready to eat while it was still alive.

For me that is a line that is crossed. Hey, if I were starving to death and cought a fish you could be sure id eat that fucker alive or dead, but in a dignified society that stuff has no place.


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By JonnyDough on 7/7/2010 10:02:49 PM , Rating: 4
There are a lot of vegetarians and vegans who would say that you should be judged for eating meat at all. Who are YOU to judge anyone? Your little judgments are a lot of whats wrong with society. Stop judging others. Its a great thing that not everyone thinks/believes as you do.


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By muhahaaha on 7/8/2010 5:08:14 AM , Rating: 3
Plants are living creatures too, and it has been scientifically proven they are aware of damage and disease and they can take action (the idea that they "feel pain" is disputed, but is not out of the realm of possibilities).

http://www.livescience.com/animals/071008-plants-c...

So anyone who claims that being a vegetarian is being more humane needs to get their facts straight.

Killing is killing, be it plants or animals.

We, as humans, are mostly carnivores and that's in our nature. Denying that is just dumb. Even our jaws and teeth are designed to eat meat.

I totally agree with the humane treatment of domesticated animals though, but I will not give up my grilled steak for rabbit food, thank you very much.

Slap me with a lettuce stalk all you want.


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By muhahaaha on 7/8/2010 5:20:56 AM , Rating: 2
um i meant celery stalk.

And speaking of celery, how would all the vegans feel if they sliced a piece of celery and red blood like juice poured out instead of clear stuff? Or mowing their lawn and it started bleeding red blood everywhere.

I know this is off topic, but vegans just piss me off.


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By Silver2k7 on 7/8/2010 8:58:57 AM , Rating: 2
"There are a lot of vegetarians and vegans who would say that you should be judged for eating meat at all. Who are YOU to judge anyone?"

Well some vegetables ehm sorry trees could possibly live for milennia, some like pine trees supposedly get a new trunk every 600 years.

Im against animal cruelty.. but what about those poor onions and tomatoes getting chopped alive.. *ok sorry couldn't help it* ;-)


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By sviola on 7/8/2010 10:15:44 AM , Rating: 2
The solution is clearly to do photosynthesis...No harm is done to anyone....

Btw, Urban Dictionary has a great description of what a vegetarian is...


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By blueeyesm on 7/8/2010 11:47:16 AM , Rating: 2
The Killer Tomatoes will have their revenge!


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By TSS on 7/8/2010 10:01:28 AM , Rating: 2
Stop telling others what to do. Wait, what?

Judging people aint bad, not with the current balance. The Vegans judge the carnivores, the carnivores judge the enviromentalists and the enviromentalists judge the vegans (stop eating all the damned plants).

That works out pretty ok actually.


By Fourth Liver on 7/8/2010 2:47:58 PM , Rating: 2
It all makes sense now!!!

A few of my friends are vegan/vegetarian. I love em, but it's a riot to troll them. "this chicken is sooo good" "my leather jacket is the best!" etc.


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By Rugar on 7/7/2010 6:39:28 PM , Rating: 2
MMmmm.... Bacon.....


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By FITCamaro on 7/8/2010 7:13:02 AM , Rating: 2
mmmmmmmmm...bacon...


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By chick0n on 7/8/2010 9:40:04 AM , Rating: 1
Man's best friend?

Lets just see what will happen if I leave u on an island with no food, just water and dogs. see what would u do.

Sure u dont have to eat the dogs, but Im sure when the dog gets hungry enough, it will eat you.

and its just funny that its ok for you fags to eat all other kinds of meat like cows, pigs, lambs, chickens. Like they don't have feelings? so yea you might as well stfu now ?

and mind u, Koreans love dog meat more than Chinese.


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By sviola on 7/8/2010 10:33:05 AM , Rating: 1
quote:
Lets just see what will happen if I leave u on an island with no food, just water and dogs. see what would u do.


I would try to make some tools and then fish...

quote:
Sure u dont have to eat the dogs, but Im sure when the dog gets hungry enough, it will eat you.


If they are owned by the person, they won't eat him (you know dogs consider the people they live with to be part of their pack and they don't eat their packs, right?)

quote:
and its just funny that its ok for you fags to eat all other kinds of meat like cows, pigs, lambs, chickens. Like they don't have feelings? so yea you might as well stfu now ?


well, men has eaten this since the dawn of times, but dogs they haven't (actually, since wolves started to being domesticated, they have helped humans to hunt and control their cows, lambs, etc).


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By Camikazi on 7/8/2010 9:57:33 AM , Rating: 2
One mans friend is another mans dinner :)


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By BillyBatson on 7/7/2010 10:46:10 PM , Rating: 2
"freakin'"
since apparently it's your favorite word.


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By knutjb on 7/7/2010 11:50:33 PM , Rating: 2
Common, the French now have an excuse...


RE: Wait a freakin' minute...
By inigoml on 7/8/2010 9:33:13 AM , Rating: 2
Spain has NEVER pass quarters before 2010. :-)
What hell are you saying? ;-D


Woohoo!
By Spivonious on 7/7/2010 5:22:44 PM , Rating: 3
Go meaningless correlations!




RE: Woohoo!
By Motoman on 7/7/2010 6:43:21 PM , Rating: 2
Welcome to the intarweb.


RE: Woohoo!
By sleepeeg3 on 7/8/2010 12:38:04 AM , Rating: 3
A brain parasite would explain all the global warming stuff TK posts...


lol
By bradmshannon on 7/7/2010 5:12:47 PM , Rating: 5
Dr House huh? This is a joke, right?




RE: lol
By derricker on 7/7/2010 5:47:55 PM , Rating: 2
and a really poor one.


What????
By blppt on 7/7/2010 8:11:27 PM , Rating: 3
No brain slug picture from Futurama at the top?

Booo, I say. BOOOOOOO.

http://www.dazz.es/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/brai...




RE: What????
By muhahaaha on 7/8/2010 4:55:40 AM , Rating: 2
+1 LMAO


I see what you did there.
By KaiserCSS on 7/7/2010 5:29:34 PM , Rating: 2
quote:
"It is a freaking brain parasite," said House. "It can do whatever it wants. If it wants to make you better at soccer, it will make you better at soccer. It is the key to the World Cup. Don't bother it with questions. Do you want to make it mad?"


I'm saving this for posterity's sake.




RE: I see what you did there.
By fcx56 on 7/8/2010 2:07:03 AM , Rating: 2
Definately deserves bottom of the page quote status


Parasites r Us
By Arglebargle on 7/8/2010 2:09:42 AM , Rating: 3
These are mainly cat-to-rat parasites, that can end up in almost any mammal. Since we don't get eaten by large cats nearly as much as in the old days, they don't transfer out that often. In rats, they futz with the brain chemistry to change a fear (odor of cats) to a mild attractant. Very subtle.

In humans infested with these things, there are changes to their behavior, probably based on those brain chemicals released by the parasite. It's effect is gender based. Women become more outgoing and smarter, men become more suspicious, jealous, aggressive, and reckless. Some links to schizophrenia as well.

Human infection rate is reported as pretty high. They range from estimates of a third to nearly half of all people.

There's a really accessable book called Parasite Rex, if you're interested in such things, and are not squemish.




Population rise
By snikt on 7/7/2010 6:44:20 PM , Rating: 2
I see a rise in the cat population in countries where soccer is the dominant sport.

I'm just sayin'...




Screw parasites
By Cullinaire on 7/8/2010 4:25:22 AM , Rating: 2
Paul was right. Research Paul instead.




By mahout34 on 7/8/2010 5:04:53 AM , Rating: 2
I understand that Toxoplasma gondii is spurred into frenetic activity by the blowing of single-note horns such as vuvuzelas. Maybe that explains Dr. House's findings. I wonder why he did not report that.




...
By Simozene on 7/8/2010 8:24:46 AM , Rating: 2
Correlation does not imply causation.




Weird Study
By Calabros on 7/8/2010 10:23:38 AM , Rating: 2
look how research budget sinks to trash bin




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