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Android users were more likely to have one-night stands and sex on the first date

Is that an Android in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

A new study shows that Canadian Android users are more likely to have sex on the first date as well as one-night stands than those who have iPhones or BlackBerrys.

The survey, which looked at 1,068 Canadian singles from October 13-15, was conducted by polling firm Zoomerang. According to its results, 62 percent of Canadian Android users have sex on the first date while 57 percent of iPhone users and 48 percent of BlackBerry users get lucky the first time around.

In addition, Canadian Android users also have more one-night stands at 55 percent while iPhone users and BlackBerry users are at 50 percent and 47.6 percent respectively. Android users also frequented dating sites more often at 72 percent while iPhone users were at 58 percent and BlackBerry users were at 50 percent.


While Canadian Android users are more likely to get the ladies, iPhone users and BlackBerry users have their perks too -- I think. For instance, iPhone users were most likely to date co-workers at nearly 25 percent, and BlackBerry users were most likely to drink alcohol on the first date at 72 percent.

Most singles from each party agreed that technology like dating sites, email and text messages have greatly increased their social lives.

Android may top the mobile category in terms of sexy time, but Apple recently crushed Google's mobile operating system in Q4 2011 sales, outselling Android 4-to-1 on AT&T. The iPhone also outsold all Android phones combined at Verizon.

Sources: VentureBeat, The Vancouver Sun



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self portrait?
By kattanna on 2/2/2012 9:55:11 AM , Rating: 5
since this article cant be taken seriously anyways..

my only question is..is that a pic of yourself tiffany??

:>)




RE: self portrait?
By Reclaimer77 on 2/2/12, Rating: 0
RE: self portrait?
By Mk4ever on 2/2/2012 11:18:30 AM , Rating: 5
Harsh.. just harsh.

She placed the pic to please perverts like you (and me, too). But you're not satisfied until you make a personal comment about her? Why?

Instead of hitting on her, do the right thing. Just go to Canada!!


RE: self portrait?
By V-Money on 2/2/2012 1:54:25 PM , Rating: 2
I guess it's settled then...I'm going to grab my Nexus One and take a trip to Halifax.


RE: self portrait?
By adiposity on 2/2/2012 2:18:35 PM , Rating: 2
Wait, so she can objectify some random internet woman, but she's off limits?

Ok, I realize that woman already did it to herself, but honestly, she didn't even have to post this story.


RE: self portrait?
By bupkus on 2/2/2012 4:20:07 PM , Rating: 2
My, what small hands you have.


RE: self portrait?
By sleepeeg3 on 2/2/2012 5:57:01 PM , Rating: 4
Meh. They are bolt ons.


All this proves is that...
By maven81 on 2/2/2012 9:58:41 AM , Rating: 4
Android users obviously just have lower standards! (I'm totally kidding of course, I'm an Android user myself).




RE: All this proves is that...
By Samus on 2/2/12, Rating: 0
RE: All this proves is that...
By Nanobaud on 2/2/2012 11:42:59 AM , Rating: 4
Or perhaps they lie more to phone surveys


RE: All this proves is that...
By augiem on 2/2/2012 1:39:55 PM , Rating: 2
Maybe they study is saying iPhone users have higher personal moral standards and don't WANT/TRY to get in the sack on the 1st date. They know Steve would have wanted it that way...


RE: All this proves is that...
By B3an on 2/3/2012 6:22:28 AM , Rating: 4
If they had higher morals they wouldn't have an Apple device in the first place.

I bet if the minds of iPhones users could be read, that a disturbingly large percentage would be thinking of Steve when having sex.


Heh...
By mmatis on 2/2/2012 10:30:00 AM , Rating: 5
That's just because the iPhone and Blackberry users are too busy playing with their toys to even NOTICE the chicks!




RE: Heh...
By cokbun on 2/2/2012 10:32:43 AM , Rating: 2
doesn't matter, had sex.


RE: Heh...
By mindless1 on 2/4/2012 8:24:45 PM , Rating: 2
^ or were more likely to lie about it because they hardly ever have sex.


Conclusion?
By Mk4ever on 2/2/2012 11:09:32 AM , Rating: 3
62% roughly means 3 out of 5
57% roughly means 3 out of 5
48% roughly means 1 out of 2

My brain (on behalf of my ...) reached the following conclusion:
Canadian girls are easy!




RE: Conclusion?
By Kurz on 2/3/2012 12:08:04 PM , Rating: 2
Hmm... I am so going to Canada this summer.


And one more...
By Motoman on 2/2/2012 1:49:19 PM , Rating: 5
..THAT is most definitely the droid I'm looking for.




Are you !#!#ing serious?
By Smilin on 2/2/12, Rating: 0
RE: Are you !#!#ing serious?
By mattclary on 2/2/2012 9:55:53 AM , Rating: 4
You're just mad that Windows phone users never get laid.

Posted from my Android


RE: Are you !#!#ing serious?
By Dorkyman on 2/2/12, Rating: 0
It's official
By JimboK29 on 2/2/12, Rating: 0
RE: It's official
By LordSojar on 2/2/2012 11:03:28 AM , Rating: 2
quote:
There is nothing left to write about anymore.


Yes there is... sex. Clearly you didn't read the article. It's about sex. This is yet another article where I'm having to respond to your idiocy. Why is this? We could also write articles about how you clearly hate sex, that would be fun.

K, Tiffany, quick.... write an article about how using an iPhone makes you love Jesus more. That will satisfy these "other" folks who are just sexually frustrated and have mommy issues. Sigmund Freud vud liek to 'av a few vords mit youuu, ja ok?


RE: It's official
By Breathless on 2/2/2012 12:21:11 PM , Rating: 2
You sound more stupid than you think he sounds


Actually...
By Ticholo on 2/2/2012 10:33:21 AM , Rating: 2
The real story here is that canadian smartphone users are all male!
At least that's what the wording in the article indicates.
And if that's true, maybe canadian law prevents sales of smartphones to women, so they need to get a guy just so they can play Angry Birds on their phone. A shame, really.
I'm glad this totally necessary study got the funding it needed so we can bring to light yet another repressive law against women.




RE: Actually...
By Jeffk464 on 2/2/2012 12:20:48 PM , Rating: 2
Yeah, a more informative article with usable information would be which women in each phone category are more slutty.


!
By NellyFromMA on 2/2/2012 1:07:20 PM , Rating: 2
I consider myself a luck y Android user when my phone doesn't force close an application that day.




RE: !
By maven81 on 2/2/2012 1:29:14 PM , Rating: 2
That's ok, all the Iphone users are holding it wrong.


iPhone users
By sleepeeg3 on 2/2/2012 5:49:49 PM , Rating: 4
"iPhone users were most likely to date co-workers at nearly 25 percent"
Co-Worker #1: Hey! You have an iPhone, too! Is that the new 7GS?
Co-Worker #2: Yes, it has the new HAL 10000 personal assistant!
Co-Worker #1: Wow! Do you want to go to Starbucks and talk about our awesome iPhones?
Co-Worker #2: Sure!
[Later]
Co-Worker #1: So... do you want to have sex?
Co-Worker #2: No thanks. I have HAL...




Yeah baby.
By rburnham on 2/3/2012 9:56:51 AM , Rating: 2
My wife just got an Android phone so... woohoo for me?




RE: Yeah baby.
By mmatis on 2/3/2012 10:35:15 AM , Rating: 2
Probably not. Note that the article never says WHO the Android user "gets lucky" with. That means it probably WON'T be you...

Sorry!


Hmmm...
By Dorkyman on 2/2/2012 11:02:13 AM , Rating: 2
Nice chest, but I'd bet they are as hard as rocks. Yuck.

As for the stats (now that we're done with the tats), I'd conclude that women view (a) iPhone users as craving acceptance , not that technically swift, and not very good with money, (b) blackberry users as a bit behind the times, though they have a job that pays well, and (c) the Android guy is not afraid to break away from the sheeple and is probably a lot of fun to be with.




I would imagine...
By Motoman on 2/2/2012 1:46:41 PM , Rating: 2
...that it's because all the iPhone owners are at home furiously masturbating with their iThings a la "The Exorcist."




On the other hand...
By Motoman on 2/2/2012 1:48:34 PM , Rating: 2
...or perhaps *in* the other hand (snap!)...

Probably has something to do with how self-absorbed and otherwise vapid you have to be to be an Apple consumer. "To hell with you buddy, I have an iPhone and an Appletini."




By Helbore on 2/2/2012 5:29:29 PM , Rating: 2
This doesn't prove that android owners have more sex, it proves that android owners are more likely to lie to people doing surveys about how lucky you are.

To be balanced, the survey would have favoured iPhone owners if it asked how likely you are to have sex with your phone.

And nobody bothered to ask Windows Phone owners because everyone knows they can't get laid anyway.

;)




And Tiffany is....
By Chaser on 2/3/2012 1:45:34 PM , Rating: 2
a tech column contributor so she's the first small photo with the blue t-shirt :)

HAHAHA!




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